Customise your brew. Follow the steps. Nail your pour-over.
Customise your brew. Follow the steps.
Nail your pour-over.
Customise your brew. Follow the steps.
Nail your pour-over.
How Octave helps you
brew better
All the math and timing done for you, just pour when Octave says so.
One cup? Respect. Two cups? Bold.
Start by picking how many cups you’re brewing. Octave will immediately judge your ambitions—or lack thereof.
Listen, Breathe, and Unwind
Whether it's a guided meditation, soothing soundscape, or deep breathing session, Bloom helps you find your balance.
Follow Your Progress
Build a mindfulness habit with personalized streaks, mood tracking, and insights to help you grow.
One cup? Respect. Two cups? Bold.
Start by picking how many cups you’re brewing. Octave will immediately judge your ambitions—or lack thereof.
Listen, Breathe, and Unwind
Whether it's a guided meditation, soothing soundscape, or deep breathing session, Bloom helps you find your balance.
Follow Your Progress
Build a mindfulness habit with personalized streaks, mood tracking, and insights to help you grow.
How it works
All the math and timing done for you, just pour when Octave says so.
One cup? Respect. Two cups? Bold.
Start by picking how many cups you’re brewing. Octave will immediately judge your ambitions—or lack thereof.
Listen, Breathe, and Unwind
Whether it's a guided meditation, soothing soundscape, or deep breathing session, Bloom helps you find your balance.
Follow Your Progress
Build a mindfulness habit with personalized streaks, mood tracking, and insights to help you grow.
How it works
All the math and timing done for you, just pour when Octave says so.
One cup? Respect. Two cups? Bold.
Start by picking how many cups you’re brewing. Octave will immediately judge your ambitions—or lack thereof.
Listen, Breathe, and Unwind
Whether it's a guided meditation, soothing soundscape, or deep breathing session, Bloom helps you find your balance.
Follow Your Progress
Build a mindfulness habit with personalized streaks, mood tracking, and insights to help you grow.
How Octave helps you brew better
All the math and timing done for you,
just pour when Octave says so.
One cup? Respect. Two cups? Bold.
Start by picking how many cups you’re brewing. Octave will immediately judge your ambitions—or lack thereof.
The brew formula. Revealed.
Dialed-in coffee math from a cat who definitely thinks he’s smarter than you. Zero room for mistakes.
Pour when told. Breathe when allowed.
Octave guides you through each phase—bloom, pour, repeat. Try to keep up.
Questions? Seriously?
You’ve got questions. Octave has opinions.
Just pick how many cups you want, choose your brew strength, and Octave will calculate the coffee-to-water ratio. Then follow the step-by-step timer to brew with precision (and attitude).
This app is built for pour-over coffee. Not espresso. Not cold brew. Definitely not your pod machine. V60, Kalita, Origami, or similar—if you’re pouring, you’re in.
Both. He calculates precise ratios, walks you through each brew step with timers and animations, and occasionally judges you. It’s emotional support… with claws.
No grind size settings (yet), but you can adjust strength levels that correspond to common ratios (like 1:15, 1:16, etc.). Octave makes it simple. Because you clearly need simple.
He’s not mean. He’s just disappointed. There’s a difference.
No. And how dare you. This app is for people with taste.
Yes—if you listen. Octave’s not here for your feelings. He’s here for your coffee.
He’s real in spirit. And somewhere in a dimension where cats brew coffee and judge humans, he’s thriving.
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